Oh, this dress desperately needs a new home AND you desperately need this dress. Win win.
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I am on the hunt for an orange maxi skirt. But in that hunt, I found you, blue maxi skirt. What a maxi skirt love triangle we have found ourselves in.
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Ok, seriously, how perfect is this for a casual (ish) wedding on the beach? You got the sparkles, you got the sweetness, you won’t get sand all up in it since it is short, andddd it reminds you of mermaids which you are at heart (err I am at least).
Eric, you + me + this dress = perfect time to make more lifelong promises :)
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Cash rules everything around me c.r.e.a.m. get the money dolla dolla bills ya’ll.
Sweater edition.
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Wait. So what you are telling me is I don’t need red shiny disco shorts? What?
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We all live in a yellow submarine (coat), yellow submarine (coat), yellow submarine (coat).
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GET ON ME, BRO.
And by bro, I mean pants. So, get on me, pants.
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This guy knows whats up. <3Obama<3 you have my vote, my donation, and my fist bump. THAT’S RIGHT I SAID FIST BUMP.
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